THE THINGS IN THE WORLD ABOUT HANSON THAT REALLY BUG ME!

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The Things that are Hanson related and that bug me.

1.The Stories,

Now I have to admit, there are some really good stories out there, but some on the other hand, well, stink. In some stories, it's usually Taylor and some girl who just moved in next door who fall in love in the first chapter. In other stories, they make poor Zac like a little kid. 12 year olds are suprisingly mature, believe it or not. In the stories, he's alway made to be the hyper little kid who knows NOTHING about girls and a real life. He's always asking his brother's for information on girls and can't think for himself. Isaac's usually the one to sleep with some girl(no offense or anything). There's usually someone who's going to cry. The girls in the story are beautiful and they know it. Some of the girls in the stories dress like sluts(no offense once more).

#2. The Clothes

I must say that in the beginning of the Hanson craze, the band made of sensible kids, who knew how to dress. If I see ONE more pair of TIGHT pants on poor Taylor, I am going to SCREAM! I think that stylist of their's brainwashed poor Taylor and forced him to wear the pants. Personally in my opinion(i'm sure everyone has opinions about Hanson's clothing) I think Hanson's taste in clothes is getting a little....well....bad.

#3. The Obsessive Fans

Now this is something I have to talk about. I made this page because...well...I felt like it. I'm not obsessed with Hanson, I like their music, and I write the stories because they are good characters in stories. I don't really like the girls who scream "Taylor! Will you marry me?" or "Isaac, I love you!" or "Zac, you are the cutest in the world!" I would find that EXTREMELY embarrassing if I were the people screaming that, or having that screamed at me. Also people shouldn't love them beccause they're cute, the only time Looks come before Personality is in the dictionary! People should treat them like normal human beings(sp?) who happen to be good at making music. Also those girls who have to know everything about Hanson and pry into their lives, like those girls who stalk the poor boys, should just leave them alone and watch them from a distance, such as YOUR SEAT AT THEIR CONCERT! Don't find a way to push yourself up to the first row just to upset the people who gave everything to get a front row seat! It would be fair to just stay in the seat, that you were lucky enough to get, and enjoy being alive and at Hanson's concert. I recently had a bad, humiliating experience that involved a grocery store, an 11 year old girl, and a magazine. I was at Giant, in the magazine section, reading a MAD Magazine, when my friend and her sister saw me and came over. My friend(who's name is Stephanie) and I were talking when her sister looked at a magazine on the shelf, and screamed. I think everyone at the store heard that. Of course, on the cover of that so well known "Bop" magazine was none other then Hanson. Her sister grabbed the magazine and was all but drooling. Believe me, Stephanie and I were very embarrassed. Hanson Lesson #1:when seeing a magazine with Hanson on it, DO NOT SCREAM! Lesson #2:Do not bring your Hanson obsessed sister to a supermarket that has magazines with Hanson on the cover.

#4. The ever-so-popular Hanson Haters,

Sure people! It's okay to hate someone who you don't even know, you haven't even met, someone who hasn't met you(I'm sure you can hear the sarcastic tone I'm typing in) I mean, Hanson Haters have their own opinions about the band. It's just that they get almost as annoying as the Obsessed Fans! Making pages deditcated to making fun of Hanson. It's just how they express their hate for Hanson that really bugs me. They go to chatrooms and guestbook, saying "Hanson sucks!" and other mean things. I think the Obsessed Fans, and the Hanson Haters should just lower their love and hate of Hanson just a little itty-bitty bit.

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I added a new little hidden 'I never knew that was there' section of things About Hanson That DON'T BUG ME

#1. The True Fans

Now this is something that I think is rather good. The definition of a True Hanson Fan (in my mind) is True Hanson Fan--A person who appriciates the pop group 'Hanson' for the music that they write, and not their looks. a person who would not see a 'Middle of Nowhere' cd with three cute guys on it. They see a cd, with three very talented boys who worked hard to get their faces upon that cd. I am glad to admit that I am a True Hanson Fan. If someone says "Hanson sucks!" I would calmly ask why, and see if they come up with a good reason. Unlike a Obsessed Fan who would scream "Hanson does not suck!" and then cuss out the person who offended their favorite boys. I can admit that Hanson does look better then most of the boys I know....even thought that Jeremy guy is pretty cute.....uh, oh yeah, heh, where was I? Oh yeah, True Hanson fans are behind the guys the whole time(for some of you weird people, that is spiritually, not physically)! Keep that in mind!

#2. The Stories (You didn't think you would see this here, did you?)

Well, I can admit that some stories out there are pretty good. They catch your eyes and have a good plot, even though some of them get a little too physical, if you know what I mean. I've probably read most of the Hanson stories on the internet, and believe me, only a rare few caught my attention. I also like reading stories where Isaac/Taylor/Zac falls in love with someone in the very first chapter. So to all those GOOD Hanson story writers out there, KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!


Things That Sometimes Bug Me About Hanson. Another new section!

1. Some of the Fans

Something that bugs me sometimes are those people who say, "I'm alive today because of Hanson's music" I mean, no offense or anything. Hanson really hasn't changed my way of living. They haven't made my life better, and they haven't made my life worse. Those people who say that, should seek help immetdietly, cause if they said "I'm alive because of Hanson" then that probably means they were suicidal, and were thinking of killing themselves.